"But perhaps you hate a thing and it is good for you; and perhaps you love a thing and it is bad for you. And Allah Knows, while you know not." (Al-Baqarah 2:216)



Sunday, July 29, 2012

Cyanide and Happiness

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Men and Women Are Different

(Just a story)

When our daughter was five years old we were living in an apartment with only one bathroom. One day as I was finishing my bath she had to go potty - now! 

As I was toweling off she sat on the potty and I could tell that she was trying to figure out something. 

Finally she asked me that fateful question: "Daddy, mommies and daddies are different, aren't they?" 

I decided to handle it in a straightforward manner and answered, "Yes Joy, they are." She got a really proud expression and boasted, "I knew that already cause mommies shave their legs and daddies shave their faces". 

We didn't get back to that particular subject for several more years!

Please smile for me (^_^)

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

# Poor Guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" 

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

# Rindu

Tuai padi antara masak
Esok jangan layu-layuan
Intai kami antara nampak
Esok jangan rindu-rinduan

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Tentang rasa

Marah biar bertempat,
Diam biar berpada

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Buat baik

Lakukanlah at least 1 perkara baik setiap hari, 
hati pasti gembira